Funny sayings

The kids often have quite entertaining conversations and such. A lot of times I listen from another room and giggle to myself because they're so funny. The other day, Leigh and Josiah had an entertaining conversation:
Leigh (in the kids bathroom): "Who put all this water on the floor?"
Josiah walks in: "Not me"
Leigh: "Did Luke put all this water on the floor?"
Josiah: "No."
Leigh: " Did Emily put all this water on the floor?"
Josiah: "No."
Leigh: "Did YOU put all this water on the floor?"
Josiah: "No, Timothy did it."
(Note: Timothy has to climb onto the counter to get to the sink and turn it on and then he gets stuck and doesn't think he can get down, so he hollers until someone rescues him. He hadn't been on the counter that night.)
Leigh: "Did you SEE Timothy put water on the floor?"
Josiah: "No."
Leigh: "Then how do know that he did it?"
Josiah: " Because the GROWN UPS wouldn't do that!"
Leigh: " Who are the grown ups?"
Josiah: "You and Mommy, and Luke and Emily and me. That's the grown-ups."
Leigh went on to explain who the grown-ups were and had Josiah help him clean up the water. It was hilarious. It's funny to me how Josiah thinks he's so much bigger than Timothy. Kids are funny!!